Parody Disclaimer

FlickHerBeanWithBeans.com is a satirical, parody-based website dedicated to the advancement of bean-centric humor, eco-sexual enlightenment, and general legume-related absurdity.
Nothing on this site should be interpreted as medical advice, legal guidance, relationship counseling, religious doctrine, nutritional instruction, or an endorsement to replace your household appliances with cans of pinto beans (no matter how spiritually moved you may feel).

All characters, organizations, practices, rituals, pledges, revolutions, and “Big Latex vs. Big Bean” narratives referenced herein are fictional, exaggerated, or intentionally ridiculous. 

Any resemblance to real people, events, corporations, or congressional subcommittees is purely coincidental… and honestly a little concerning if it happens.

By continuing to use this site, you acknowledge that:

1. You understand this is comedy,
    
2. You accept full responsibility for any spontaneous bean awakenings, sensory revelations, or unplanned emotional connections with legumes, and
    
3. You will not hold FlickHerBeanWithBeans.com, its creators, contributors, mascots, or sentient bean entities liable for any consequences resulting from your participation in bean-themed nonsense.
    

If you are unsure whether something on this site is real, please assume it is not—unless the real thing is somehow stranger than what we wrote. In that case, we reserve the right to laugh right along with you.

Proceed with humor, curiosity, and consent.
And remember: bean responsibly.